How do you know when the "attachment craze" has literally become crazy?
When the guy you're training with yells
"Keep your $*(^()&$()*&^ gun level or you'll spill the oil out of the deep fryer!"
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.