Hell, one time I was over at my buddies house in the mid-1970's, saw a bowl of plastic fruit as a dispay on a table, and got bored waiting for him to get ready to leave, and exchanged my gun for the banana in my holster. Did not realize that I was still packing a banana until about an hour and a half later, when it fell out of the holster as I was getting into the car again. Had a good laugh over that one!
You win this thread sir. That's some funny stuff.
OT: No, my gun is always loaded unless shot to empty or I am cleaning it.