To respond to the comment about how poor policemen are supposedly at shooting, perhaps shooting people is not their "core responsibility." Too many seem to think the police are essentially the government's hired guns. But that doesn't mean they shouldn't be good shots just the same. Likewise, they spend a lot of time behind the wheel but they don't have to be race car drivers. I see enough of would-be race car drivers on the way to and from work, only it isn't a race; it's more like roller derby.
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
Buy War Bonds.