OR, fastideousacquirousshotgunustechnis (F.A.S.T.) .
I'm glad to hear you got a real shotgun (the 870), and not one of those Turkish clones.
I was tempted to get a Chinese clone until I was clued in by the guys on TFL. I love my 870 and cannot imagine ever getting rid of it, but since then and shooting a few hundred clays I broke down and got a Citori XS Skeet. The stalwart 870 does HD duty and my son loves to use it for trap.
Talking about Turkish guns, this ass was showing off his $2,000 Huglu last week.