Thanks, Brian. You beat me to it.
Let me add:
 I don't think we need another forum. These sorts of things manage to get posted and find a place as it is.
 The point of posting this sort of thing should not be just to get a good laugh at someone's expense. The question will always be, what can we learn?
"It is long been a principle of ours that one is no more armed because he has possession of a firearm than he is a musician because he owns a piano. There is no point in having a gun if you are not capable of using it skillfully." -- Jeff Cooper