The light machine gun. Sorry but if you've got a submachine gun, this is a good time to talk about it.
Did not S&W make a copy of that submachine gun, by the way? The Model 76 or something like that (this is entirely from memory).
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
Buy War Bonds.