I feel your pain, Pahoo. Literally! After a few small burns (I guess I take more convincing than some), I got the same outfit. I also have a 3M filter mask because even with a fan blowing across the pot, I can still smell the nasty stuff coming out and I can't stand it.
I haven't seen the tinsel fairy yet, but I figure that it's just a matter of time. I'll be ready.
Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop - Gus McCrae