Well, I guess that long post was largely for nothing...
Probably the truest fix?
Immediately ban anyone who posts in the wrong forum.
Of course, in about two weeks we'd probably cleave about a third of our membership away.
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.