I remember taking some younger scouts on a snipe hunt once. We told them snipe were attracted to bright white, so the bag holders had to strip down to boxers and undershirts. Then we went out in the tall grass and started making a bunch of noise and rustling around. We finished the hunt by tossing the couple of dozen water balloons we had hidden in the grass earlier that day... ahhhh, good times.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
A gun should be a tool in the hands of a deadly weapon, not a deadly weapon in the hands of a tool.