Not to divert but we had folks who thought that the Chinese would load container ships with troops, disembark in Long Beach, CA. They would then come down I-10 to take our guns in TX.
The AWB was to stop us from meeting them at Van Horn for the climactic battle for the state.
Before the battle, we would all eat a biscuit and cheesy grits and save America and trees of the right height. Chuck Norris would lead us (having beaten the Cubans). Kid Rock would play the bag pipes I suppose as we charged them.