It seems that some folks won't be happy unless they have a pocket-sized, silenced handgun that shoots a round as powerful as a .30-06, the recoil of a .22 Short and a magazine capacity of a belt-fed machine gun.
Everything else is compromise.
People are like rifles. Some are tried and true, having great eyes, personality, and fun to be with. Others never seem to hit the mark with you. Still others go off half-cocked. Still, it's nice to know most of them.