...reliable dogs with teeth are not going to be living under every roof.
Let's be a bit more realistic concerning this topic, and discuss life outside your perfect world.
Hey, for me it is reality. We have two 125# Rotties sleeping with us, and unless youre a Klingon beaming in, youre not getting in the house without a fight, let alone anywhere near the bedroom. Even if they did, they'd do the Klingon's proud.
Dont rag on me because youre not prepared.