Of course I'm oversimplifying. That's the way forums are.
Nixon was the first president I voted for, too, and the polling place was just down the hall from the very classroom where I took those criminology classes. Paper ballots, too.
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
Buy War Bonds.