You want to talk about cults? One of the local churches had an entire meeting about ME. They had to discuss this "Devil worshipper" who moved into town. They even assumed I had something to do with bomb threats at the school, the supposed "Wiccan Cult", and even accounts of theft.
Because, I listen to a lot of metal music and used to dress the part. Everything from spikes to trench coats and top hats... Oh, the old days...
Years later: http://www.mailtribune.com/apps/pbcs...NEWS/708230321
People knew I did martial arts, so they assumed it was me. My landlord even told someone I was one of them. (I actually knew about them before they were stealing stuff, and actually went looking for them at night, to show them a real NINJA)