Well, what I want to know is how you tell the good guys from the bad guys. Is there something about the shape of their head or the way they dress or what. Serial killers seem to be the nice guys next door, or so I'm lead to believe.
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
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