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Someday, do the window peek with a mask. and a weapon.
I did that once. I was working on the house, wearing a full respirator, a ball cap and glasses. I had a cloth pulled over my face. And, I had a drywall hammer.
I didn't know the face through the peephole, and opened the door in a gas mask, dark goggles, bandana, and a butcher's apron full of nails and tool belt.
"hello, I'm representing the **** candidate, and I'd like to hear about your concerns."
"sure, why don't you come in? I'll fix coffee and cookies."
He wouldn't come in.
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that's funny
TX pitbull post had me rolling too + MLeake's
If I don't recognize the vehicle or the person, than I am at least somewhat suspicious. I have ignored them before, but then I wanted to tell them not to come back and/or once I missed an important call. The non-chalant no trespassing signs have worked wonders. In the state where I grew up in, people didn't just show up asking for their services to be accepted. Like my mom-in-law said the first time, "I don't do 'drive-bys'. I'll take her word for it.