Didn't Marko Kloos write some (or most) of that stuff? Or something very similar, IIRC reading his blog...
But funny and well written none the less (whoever authored it)
A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington, January 8, 1790, First State of the Union Address