The guards at the Marine barracks in Beirut had unloaded weapons, and apparently only one guard managed to get off one burst from his M-16 before the truck exploded.
NRA Life Member
Big Sister: "You should be sponsored by Allen"
Me: "If you can't shoot good, at least look good walking to the firing line."
Big Sister: "Can you not afford a Pelican? Then buy an Allen gun bag."