Hey! Those chipmunks are pretty scary when in a pack! Scarier yet, is being between a woodchuck and his hole when he wants back home.
A thong in bear country? Is that a purple "USDA Choice" tattoo on your butt cheek, or is it a real stamp?
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Beware of associating with "Cheap" Squirrels. They tend to be very narrow minded, hypocritical, and will gag you if you question or disagree.