I'd be better off wearing a lightning rod on my head than worrying about stuff like this.
Oh, I dont know..... Ive been watching that Alska State Trooper show on National Geo, and they way they show it, all yall up there in Alaska are just a bunch of drunks wandering around in the wilderness in their unides.
Put your beer down and get some trousers on, your hair is looking like the static electricity is powering up!
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Beware of associating with "Cheap" Squirrels. They tend to be very narrow minded, hypocritical, and will gag you if you question or disagree.