How about a Kel-Tec PMR 30. It is a .22 mag. semi-auto pistol that hold 30 rounds of fun. Can be had for around $ 430, leaving you some $$$ for ammo. Or how about a Browning Buckmark .22 lr. pistol. IT is a fantastic pistol..
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