"How about tip it with Neosporin? That way you can say you at least tried to not kill the guy."
Neosporin, ingested, is actually poisonous.
Topically fine, but systemically, no good.
Well, there you go - its a win-win for everyone. Jury applauds the shooter for his sympathy for the bad guy, and the bad guy really dies quicker. Neosporin gets my vote! (obviously intended to be a joke!)