"How about tip it with Neosporin? That way you can say you at least tried to not kill the guy."
Neosporin, ingested, is actually poisonous.
Topically fine, but systemically, no good.
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.