I'm not asking for perfection...
It doesn't have to resemble the introduction to a PhD thesis but it shouldn't be too much to ask for a title to not be:
"What if I"
Hard to police? Well, sure, but so is "Language not suitable for polite company..." and "Mangling of the english language...." but there's still an effort made.
In fact, titles without some sort of valid subject could easily fall under TFL rules 1 and 4.
After all, in order for a "Topic" to be "firearms related", there must actually be a topic.... "Could I" is not a topic. A topic without a subject is certainly "mangling of the english language", is it not?
Still happily answering to the call-sign Peetza.
The problem, as you so eloquently put it, is choice.
He is no fool who gives what he can not keep to gain what he can not lose.
-Jim Eliott, paraphrasing Philip Henry.