Oh God, here we go again!
There are many closed threads on this very topic, usually ending with offers to put the money where the mouth is and take a load of #6 in the chest if you think that birdshot won't do the trick.
I'll bring the popcorn, you bring the beer.
You can have your churches, I'll keep my guns. Just keep your hands off my paycheck and your eyes out of my backyard.
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