Being drunk can get you in all kinds of trouble...
BUT! it can be beneficial to you because.... uh, I, uh, well...... because....
Well, it can't. Staying sober solves all the problems, and creates none.
Still happily answering to the call-sign Peetza.
The problem, as you so eloquently put it, is choice.
He is no fool who gives what he can not keep to gain what he can not lose.
-Jim Eliott, paraphrasing Philip Henry.