You're talking to a guy who almost lost a fight with a mechanical Santa Claus.
Domestic calls, when the wife realizes that you're about to haul off her husband. Got my butt kicked a time or two there.
stomped by a schizophrenic EDP once.
Thought I was going to have to shoot a 14 year-old girl and
her mom after Child Protective Services decided to put the youngest child in custody.
Gun Fu, Chair Fu, Flashlight Fu, Tree-branch Fu...I've probably used all and more at one time or another.