Crikey, would you look at the size of that one. He could eat you up in just a couple of mouth fulls. Crikey, I had better poke him with a stick.
G'day. Hogdogs, you might get away with poking deadly animals for a while. Just remember, if you play with matches you will get burnt. (Make sure you get it on video, I want to see the Bears face, as well as yours.)
If you're not confused, you're not trying hard enough!
When you're confused, I'll try to use smaller words!!!