After wrestling with them hogs, poking a bear in the butt should be a breeze for you. As for me, I won't poke anything bigger than me, in the butt. I'd pay to see that !! Heck, I don't even ride a horse anymore. He is more than welcomed to use my stand any time he wants. He sure is a sound sleeper.
Do you think the bear understands English?
Well, he's brown so perhaps he might be bilingual. ..... OLA, OLA !!!
What say we don't go thar !!! ....
Be Safe !!!