"boards don't hit back"
An ok article but Moses didn't float by anyone on an Ark. That was Noah
I enjoyed the article but the Moses statement WAS funny. Moses lead the Egyptians out of Egypt and walked through the red sea as God abated the waters. Also gave us the ten commandments. Moses was found on his own little ark when he was a baby and was adopted by the the family of the Pharaoh.
Noah built the Ark.
Maybe this soldier should have kept the Boot Camp Bible instead of throwing it out of the proverbial window, I'll bet it would have given him peace of mind about his first-timer buddies. Because they went to a better place than WE now reside.
And God spake unto Noah, saying. Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee.