Petition to Reinstate Wildalaska
Ol' Kenny has been gone for about a month now, and I think that's long enough to make the point. I know he can be a jackass, but he's our jackass.
For the good of the forum, and the good of Alaska (surely suffering from his lack of distraction), I am promoting his early release from his dusty hole in internet prison.
He knows too much random stuff about guns for his disturbed mind to be centered entirely on gunshop customers in Anchorage. The man speaks the truth, even when it's unpopular.
Maybe keep him out of the legal section where his depraved jurist soul is unable to control itself?
Maybe appoint a volunteer probation officer to watch him and threaten urinalysis testing?
BRING BACK KEN! BRING BACK KEN!
"A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into; the other functions and faculties may be more godlike, but in point of time they come afterwards."