Maybe I will buy me a fake badge and play "undercover copper" with momma... On second thought her "resisting arrest" might lead to me getting a black eye, broke nose and fat lip... She would fight more than yer average 6'4" 250 pound thug!
Alright, I am sending you a bill for a new laptop-----I just sprayed coffee all over it.
Not a good idea with the cuffs. There might be a law against civilians having such items. Look into it.
+1 on ZeSpectre's points