Most of my coworkers know that I am an instructor for the TX CHL course and I am considered the "gun guy" here. I get asked fairly regularly if I'm carrying. (some of my co-workers obsess about "catching" me)
My standard answer is: "Company policy forbids the carrying of weapons." they get that and a smile.
Other answers include:
"Yes, a 12 gauge"
"A gentleman never asks"
"Carrying what?" accompanied by a blank look
"Only your sorry A*S, get back to work."
All things being equal, fat people use more soap. (I know I am one.
) High speed, low drag does not even come close to describing ME.