OK, this is embarrasing...
See, if you'd been using a Mac it would have warned you.
(Insert Voice of "Hal")
"You're wandering off topic, Mike... Mike? What are you doing? I'm afraid I cannot allow that, Mike...."
I am equally at fault. I'll take my 20 lashes.
Still happily answering to the call-sign Peetza.
The problem, as you so eloquently put it, is choice.
He is no fool who gives what he can not keep to gain what he can not lose.
-Jim Eliott, paraphrasing Philip Henry.