I was working the graveyard shift hauling prisoners between jurisdictions in Kansas. I had just finished a kiddie run so I pulled into the local choke-n-puke to pick up some grindage about midnight. Some out of town sport team kids thought they where gonna have fun with me. They swarm my car and start busting headlights and beating on it when I pull out my phone and call 911. The leader is at my window yelling at me to hang up and they will "go easy" on me. Yah right, like I believe him. Well the cop from the local dognut hole is two blocks away and they swarm him as soon as he pulls in. I get out and draw down on them freaking the kids out and the LEO.
The LEO is trying to get me to let them go, but I pressed charges for distruction of private property since I knew my boss would have blamed me otherwise. It took 3 hours to clear the scene and write up a report. My boss was -CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED- but not at me.
The kids lost their next game because their star players where trying to get bailed out by mommy and daddy.