I thought I was the only one who still carried a Gerber knife.
Here's three of mine I've used over the years and still have.
I've had a MKII since the 70's and have a pair now.
The MKI and Guardian are also from the 70's.
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Beware of associating with "Cheap" Squirrels. They tend to be very narrow minded, hypocritical, and will gag you if you question or disagree.