Good story, and glad it turned out well, but you do a disservice to your brethern here. I am not aware of a single scenario posited here where folks advocated shooting a nude soapy guy found in the shower.
Unless, of course, he's leering suggestively at you, in which case you hit him COM 'til slide lock.
Or if he's a nude soapy guy sitting at your kitchen table. Same response.