Ok, Smart One, you get the hat.
you NOW must comply with the rules! (heh, heh, heh.)
Rule #1: You MUST use the proper title! ["Grand Hoompapa" indeed! (snort!)]
The correct title is:
(with apologies to Ray Stevens!)
Rule #2: When you wear the Imperial Potentate Hat, that's ALL you wear!
Got it? Nothing else!!!! JUST THE HAT!!!
BTW, I'm sending it (heh, heh, heh) UPS!
(I can't wait to see who wears the hat in that family!!!
("How'd you get that big Harley UP on that diving board???")