"Well, the deer are still out in that blizzard, and I bet they're not going far."
Nope, they probably weren't, and neither was I! Got up into some ice damage following a deer trail, fell off a couple of logs and decided going back was a better idea than getting hurt. My rifle, scope and shoulders were growing icicles that day!
Or, "Watch that ice, honey, it doesn't look... CRACK!" And she told me to be careful too. Doh! Cold wet feet and legs are cold wet feet and legs. Only had to hike about a mile that day.
All time favorite from hunting and fishing, "That rock looks pretty solid. I'll just hop onto it and..." SPLASH! Always fun, always makes everybody laugh later when they see you.