Dial Gold bath soap eh? That will be my next test.
I can tell you right now that smoking cigarettes is out. Mrs. Meek would have my hide if I started again so many years after the cancer surgery. But I never had chiggers when I smoked.
Another thing a neighbor told me was that drinking sulfur mineral spring water would keep chiggers and ticsk away. We don't have any sulfur springs around here so I can't try that one. I have a sulfur salt lick block for the cows but they don't like it very much; the bugs and flies still bite them, though they don't have as many ticks.
In a few years when the dust finally clears and people start counting their change there is a pretty good chance that President Obama may become known as The Great Absquatulator
. You heard it first here on TFL.