About 20 years ago we went to a outdoor range , i decided to walk over to the river and take a look ,when i got there i saw a huge dead carp belly up floating about 4 feet from the bank.
Soooo....i whip out my model 27 S&W .357 , took aim and....SPLAT!
I was covered with carp guts and general goo.
They made me sit in the trunk.....
Growing up is so hard...glad thats over with