Eat more garlic
"Five days later the young diarist recorded that Captain Smith Bankhead had come to the Blackfrods' for tea. 'I found him very agreeable,' he wrote. 'He told me a very curious fact that the wolves will not devour the bodies of the Mexicans that fell in battle, but will scratch up the Americans and devour them; the cause of it is attributed to the use of garlic by the Mexicans. He said... that they can not bury their dead unless they pile great piles of stones over the graves or the wolves will scratch them up."
Next time you're at the pizzeria or the pasta house, ask for more garlic. Personally, I love garlic.
Vigilantibus et non dormientibus jura subveniunt. Molon Labe!