Just havin' a little fun with ya Terry!
I experimented with all kinds of crazy things as a kid. A bunch of us were into making home made "war" movies with a super 8 movie camera (remember those?). We simulated explosions by digging a narrow hole in the ground and placing an M-80 under a little juice can of gasoline. Can't believe I lived to adulthood
. Never did win an Emmy, though. (Or an award for good common sense)