Build a time machine and go back to 1980, buy your MP5 and pay the 200$ tax. Jump back into your time machine, come back to today and by May you will finally hear back from the BATF that you can pick up your firearm!
Move to the Philipines where three have been aquired in the last year!
May your lead always hit center mass and your brass always land in your range bag.
Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie O'Donnell to be fat!