I'm thinking OC spray would be the best option. At least give YOU enough time to respond with the appropriate tool.
Oh, and if you are canning hot peppers, wash your hands THREE times before relieving your bladder...
.......Bad mental picture there!
Sure, you can have my gun...BULLETS FIRST!
"People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men and women stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -A token of appreciation for the good cops.
"Good cheer and steady aim are always fashionable."
"Will...if need be!"