Give the cheese a chance!
This Rambling Anecdote comes neither from the kitchen of Julia Child nor Martha "jailbird" Stewart. Rather, it is of more humble origins and from the type of establishment many of us would probably feel comfortable in. Sit back now gentle reader and learn more about the subtle art of feasting upon your repast.
"A citizen of the camp went into his favorite dramship, took a seat, threw his feet upon the table, and called for a glass of beer, a sandwich, and some Limburger cheese. These were promptly placed beside his feet.
"But he called to the proprietor, complaining, 'This cheese is no good, I can't smell it."
"The proprietor shouted back, 'Damn it, take your feet down, and give the cheese a chance!'"
Vigilantibus et non dormientibus jura subveniunt. Molon Labe!