(Wiping spewed coffee off monitor)....
David, it's a miracle they didn't take it as a possible impact weapon. Thanks for that mental picture. I've a little metal in me and trip the detector going through. I usually just back up to the person holding the wand and tell them to give me my thrill.
Ruger, I recall the guns I've let get away from me more than the ones I've had to pass on getting.
A family 870 is a practical heirloom that can feed and protect your descendants for generations.