Mike - I'm just waiting for Tom to chime in on the "head to head" you guys did on the rifle range. I distinctly remember someone with a "fragile cop-ego" outshooting someone with a "cocky college kid" ego...
Now now now...I did not say that. I pointedly did not say that...
PS And only nine seconds from chocolate, too. Damn. And others were only 9.9 seconds (and one mortally wounded hostage) from chocolate as well...
PPS Steel plates tremble at the mere mention of 3Gun's name
He actually got to eat
The axe bites into the door, ripping a hole in one panel. The maniac puts his face into the hole, cackling gleefully, "Here's Johnny...erk."
"And here's Smith and Wesson," murmurs Coronach, Mozambiquing six rounds of .357 into the critter at a range of three feet. -Lawdog
"True pacifism is the finest form of manliness. But if a man comes up to you and cuts your hand off, you don't just offer him the other one. Not if you want to go on playing the piano, you don't." -Sam Peckinpah
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert Heinlein