"Sam, swing by..."
I KNEW IT!!!
Sam is the living missing link! He lives in modern times, but still travels by swinging from tree to tree!
I'm calling my friend at the Smithsonian's anthropology department right now!
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.