That's not a Maxi Pad, that's a Wonderbra(G)!!
And I have one, which I do wear when slugtesting.
No wimp am I, I've made it through one war, 20 years working as a Correctional Officer in Medium and Maximum Security prisons, and a few Cub Scout camping trips.But firing Brennekes,etc, from a 7 lb 870 goes better when I don the Wonderbra.
And I don't get any ribbing on the range when I wear it. Of course, I'm large,and armed(G)...